I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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