You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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