Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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