I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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