TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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