ya dads aren't the best wingmen
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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