For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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