it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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