"it" just moved
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I think my fart just growled at me.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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