Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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