you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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