so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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