I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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