So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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