Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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