is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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