I heard we made out
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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