I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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