I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
My friends, they love my intelligence
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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