How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
