Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I have fence marks all over my body
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