Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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