Dual....:-)
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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