We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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