just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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