Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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