Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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