He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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