Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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