she looked like the before picture.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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