Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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