i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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