you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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