what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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