I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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