Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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