just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I lost the right to judge tonight
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
