If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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