how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
