haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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