my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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