I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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