i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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