I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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