i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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