11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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