margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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