Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
