is your mom at the bar?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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