I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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