I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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